Little Tummies, Big Smiles
We're proper kid country out here. Between the playground, the maze, the mini golf and our farmyard animals, your little ones will have worked up a serious appetite by the time they make it to the table, so we've built a menu that fills them up without breaking the bank.
Every dish is made fresh, priced from $10, and named with a bit of farmyard fun. Fussy eaters? We've got you. Adventurous eaters? They'll love the curly fries.
Gluten-free swaps available — just ask when you order.
Bowl of Crutchings
A generous bowl of hot, curly fries served with sauce.
$10.00
DOG ROLL
A proper Kiwi classic. Hot cheerios with sauce on the side.
$10.00
HAYSTACK AND TREE SAP
A small stack of fluffy pancakes drizzled with maple syrup.
$10.00
Haystack with Sticks and Straws
Fluffy pancakes topped with crispy bacon, sliced banana and maple syrup.
$12.00
Haystack with Bird Droppings
(Don't worry — they're berries.) Fluffy pancakes piled with whipped cream and fresh berries.
$12.00
Chook and Curly Whirlies
Golden chicken nuggets with a side of curly fries and sauce.
$12.00
DOGS WITH STICKS AND CURLY WHIRLIES
Hot dogs and curly fries with sauce.
$12.00
Nemo and Curly Whirlies
Fish and chips, kids-menu style. Battered fish bites, curly fries and sauce.
$12.00
hog and curly whirlies
Fish and chips, kids-menu style. Battered fish bites, curly fries and sauce.
$12.00
Farmers Breakfast
Streaky bacon and eggs (poached, scrambled or fried) on toast.
$12.00
Krabby Pattie Burger
A mini beef burger with cheese, lettuce and our burger sauce, served with fries and sauce.
$12.00
Kids Worst Nightmare
A colourful platter of fresh fruit and veggies. (Yes, really. And yes, plenty of kids actually love it.)
$12.00
WE'VE GOT A DEDICATED PARTY ROOM FOR THE YOUNG (AND YOUNG AT HEART)
Birthdays, baby showers, school holiday catch-ups, end-of-season team windups, our party room is set up anyway you like it.
Room hire from just $25.
TREAT THE WHOLE CREW
Dining out with kids should feel like a break from cooking, not a logistical mission. That's why we've made our café a place where kids can be kids: room to roam, animals to feed, a maze to get gloriously lost in, and a menu that keeps everyone fed and happy.

